Dream Home?

Via Snark Patrol I found this little quiz.

This is my result:

Your home is a Magnate's Villa Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different sports channels. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream House!

But off the top of my head, it really should have said something like this:

Your home is a Magnate's Villa You're a talented dilettante in the kitchen; but you'd prefer to "have people for that." There's a huge grill with flames leaping up from it and a massive cooler and freezer with whole caracasses hanging inside. You have a music room with guitars and other instruments hanging from the walls ready to have a jam session at any time, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with hardwood floors and bearskin rugs thick enough to reach your ankles. The fireplace is practially a room on its own. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of The Kama Sutra with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages is actually an aircraft hanger, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different settings on the reclining, all-in-one loungers with integral beer/wine chiller in the arm. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists. The menagerie at the center of the maze is screened from public view by artificial hills which also serve to insulate the roars of the genetically modified chimaeras from your tranquil manse. And, you have a pet -- a big, dumb, but very happy labrador retriever named Dallas...